I veritably LOLed when I opened the latest issue of the Eye (10th July, 2009). ‘Prime Ministerial Decree No 48’ announces the sweeping away of ‘the hated Milburnite-Blairite targetology’ and its replacement with ‘universal human rightism’. The second of the rights is ‘The right of every child to be given a place in the best school in the country (subject to availability).’
Pip, pip, as they say!